(706): Jesus once told his disciples that it's better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a b.j.
“She was fierce, she was strong, she wasn’t simple. She was crazy and sometimes she barely slept. She always had something to say. She had flaws and that was okay. And when she was down, she got right back up. She was a beast in her own way, but one idea described her best. She was unstoppable and she took anything she wants with a smile.” – R. M. Drake
Monday, May 9, 2016
May 8, 2016
#Scorpio likes to do something wild when you least expect it.
This may shock some of you... but there are women who are kick ass drivers, love sex, hate talking during movies, don't want your money, and always say exactly what they mean.
#Scorpio need a lover that can keep up.
5 Things to Quit Right Now:
- Trying to please everyone
- Fearing change
- Living in the past
- Putting yourself down
- Overthinking
Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. But bumping into someone that can spark your soul - that shit is rare.
This may shock some of you... but there are women who are kick ass drivers, love sex, hate talking during movies, don't want your money, and always say exactly what they mean.
#Scorpio need a lover that can keep up.
5 Things to Quit Right Now:
- Trying to please everyone
- Fearing change
- Living in the past
- Putting yourself down
- Overthinking
Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. But bumping into someone that can spark your soul - that shit is rare.
May 7, 2016
No matter how horrible my day was, talking to you for even just one minute makes everything seem perfect.
May 6, 2016
If you don't have anything nice to say, you are probably a lot of fun to be around.
Today is "National Take Your Flask to Work Day." I just made it up. Tell the others.
Today is "National Take Your Flask to Work Day." I just made it up. Tell the others.
May 4, 2016
Sometimes you make choices in life and sometimes choices make you.
#Scorpio don't back out when shit gets hard.
#Scorpio don't back out when shit gets hard.
May 2, 2016
(970): Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3 pm besides "I'm in college."
Do you every miss yourself? The person you were before life changed everything?
Need a friend? I got you. Nobody supporting you? I do. Family fucked up? I'm your family now. It ain't fun being alone. I got you.
#Scorpios work exceptionally well solo.
Do you every miss yourself? The person you were before life changed everything?
Need a friend? I got you. Nobody supporting you? I do. Family fucked up? I'm your family now. It ain't fun being alone. I got you.
#Scorpios work exceptionally well solo.
April 30, 2016
Habits of the Signs:
Aries: talking SO LOUD
Taurus: not hearing out someone else's opinion when they believe they're right
Gemini: not giving the other person a chance to speak
Cancer: overreacting
Leo: pretending to be okay with something even if they're upset with
Virgo: over analyzing everything
Libra: taking a really long time to make any kind of decision
#Scorpio: not trusting someone until they've proven their worth
Sagittarius: telling it as it is
Capricorn: being so sarcastic that people don't even know if they're joking or not
Aquarius: zoning out in the middle of conversations and not remembering anything
Pisces: falling asleep everywhere
Aries: talking SO LOUD
Taurus: not hearing out someone else's opinion when they believe they're right
Gemini: not giving the other person a chance to speak
Cancer: overreacting
Leo: pretending to be okay with something even if they're upset with
Virgo: over analyzing everything
Libra: taking a really long time to make any kind of decision
#Scorpio: not trusting someone until they've proven their worth
Sagittarius: telling it as it is
Capricorn: being so sarcastic that people don't even know if they're joking or not
Aquarius: zoning out in the middle of conversations and not remembering anything
Pisces: falling asleep everywhere
April 29, 2016
You don't have to live forever, you just have to live. - Tuck Everlasting
Other women don't intimidate me... I'll sit right next to a bitch who doesn't like me, and be like, "Hey girl."
Find someone who wants to invest in you, learn from you, see you win, support your visions and fall in love with you daily.
I might be stubborn and opinionated, but at least I'm not fake.
#Scorpio unravels the layers of their personality slowly and over time. It can take some time before you really feel like you "get" them.
The "dirty mind" squad: #Scorpio, Leo Capricorn, Pisces
April 26, 2016
My kind of walk of shame is when I clean my room and I have to take all the bowls and cups to the sink.
Going to the club is not fun to me. Shopping, road trips, the zoo, tat shops, laser tag, go karts, sky diving, museums... That's fun to me.
I'm in need of a country night with a bonfire, good music, great friends, and a million stars.
People who listen to more than one genre of music tend to be more open minded, accepting, and intelligent.
Love yourself first. After a breakup, fall in love with yourself again. It's all about you. It's always been you.
Going to the club is not fun to me. Shopping, road trips, the zoo, tat shops, laser tag, go karts, sky diving, museums... That's fun to me.
I'm in need of a country night with a bonfire, good music, great friends, and a million stars.
People who listen to more than one genre of music tend to be more open minded, accepting, and intelligent.
Love yourself first. After a breakup, fall in love with yourself again. It's all about you. It's always been you.
April 25, 2016
#Scorpios are quite intuitive when it comes to love and can often tell early on whether or not a relationship will last.
#Scorpio won't just sit by idly if they see someone trying to hurt a loved one... they are fiercely protective!
#Scorpio won't just sit by idly if they see someone trying to hurt a loved one... they are fiercely protective!
April 22, 2016
Most people have 'ah-ha' moments... I just have 'Oh for fucks sake, seriously?' moments.
April 21, 2016
I used to think the worst feeling in the world was losing someone you loved, I was wrong. The worst feeling is the moment you realize you've lost yourself.
April 19, 2016
You're the mustard to my corn dog.
#Scorpios heart is large but their tough exterior can sometimes lead others to think otherwise.
#Scorpios heart is large but their tough exterior can sometimes lead others to think otherwise.
April 17, 2016
Brave: Capricorn, Libra, Virgo, Leo
Wild: Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Cancer
Reckless: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, #Scorpio
How to be an adult:
- Pay your bills.
- Don't smoke meth.
- Keep a few close friends.
- Wear deodorant.
Wild: Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Cancer
Reckless: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, #Scorpio
How to be an adult:
- Pay your bills.
- Don't smoke meth.
- Keep a few close friends.
- Wear deodorant.
April 14, 2016
Period week doesn't mean "blow job week". It means "cuddle me, rub my belly, feed me chocolate, and leave me the fuck alone" week.
Best signs for keeping secrets: Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Pisces, #Scorpio
Best signs for keeping secrets: Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Pisces, #Scorpio
April 13, 2016
The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
If I got kidnapped they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying.
The "finds most human beings to be quite annoying" squad: #Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Capricorn
#Scorpios are not the types to surrender.
The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
If I got kidnapped they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying.
The "finds most human beings to be quite annoying" squad: #Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo, Aquarius, Capricorn
#Scorpios are not the types to surrender.
April 12, 2016
Why do I hate people: Because you can do 99 things for someone, and all they'll remember is the one thing you didn't do.
If what ahead scares you and what's behind hurts you, just look above. He never fails to help you.
She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. - Proverbs 14:29
#Scorpio often can't accept criticism as well as they can dish it out.
If what ahead scares you and what's behind hurts you, just look above. He never fails to help you.
She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. - Proverbs 14:29
#Scorpio often can't accept criticism as well as they can dish it out.
April 11, 2016
#Scorpios take time before they can fully trust someone.
Water signs - Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces:
Water signs are very "instinct" and place a lot of emphasis on how they feel about any situation. They want to be everywhere and feeling included is very important to them. They often assume they just know something to be true. But without them, we could never really "feel" and this is essential in life. Cancer often wants what it can't have and holds onto anything that has value. Scorpio is a natural born detective with intense emotions. Pisces likes to keep things cool and neutral and have compassion more than any other sign.
Water signs - Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces:
Water signs are very "instinct" and place a lot of emphasis on how they feel about any situation. They want to be everywhere and feeling included is very important to them. They often assume they just know something to be true. But without them, we could never really "feel" and this is essential in life. Cancer often wants what it can't have and holds onto anything that has value. Scorpio is a natural born detective with intense emotions. Pisces likes to keep things cool and neutral and have compassion more than any other sign.
April 9, 2016
The "loyal asshole" friends: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, #Scorpio
April 8, 2016
Some people are just plain worthless.
The "can't handle stupidity" squad: #Scorpio, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
The "can't handle stupidity" squad: #Scorpio, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
April 7, 2016
I bet you had some really great memories with your mom in that house. Those memories are going to be with you wherever you go. Even if the house goes away the memories will still be with you. You can't hold the memories in your hand, but those memories are the real part of life.
"Pooh, what makes the world go 'round?" asked Piglet. "Fat bottomed girls," replied Pooh.
#Scorpios have a bad habit of holding onto negative feelings past their used by date.
"Pooh, what makes the world go 'round?" asked Piglet. "Fat bottomed girls," replied Pooh.
#Scorpios have a bad habit of holding onto negative feelings past their used by date.
April 6, 2016
* The best things in life either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.
#Scorpios are problem solvers.
The shit that makes your heart beat faster and your eyes glow when you do it or talk about it, no matter if it's hiking, yoga, gardening, painting, sex, meditation, photography, going for walks, helping others - do that. Do it as often as you can. Because that's what life is about. Creating as many passionate, happy moments as possible. Don't let anyone stop you from doing the things you love - not even yourself.
Top five most curious signs: Sagittarius, Gemini, #Scorpio, Pisces, Aries
I'm a little tired of being the better person... Some day I'd like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, and funny. It's a public service really.
You're not alone tonight. Put it down. The worries, stress, anxiety, whatever it is. You are loved by God.
I want someone to look at me and think, "She's my happy ending."
I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I am actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they, in turn, were my life lessons.
#Scorpios are problem solvers.
The shit that makes your heart beat faster and your eyes glow when you do it or talk about it, no matter if it's hiking, yoga, gardening, painting, sex, meditation, photography, going for walks, helping others - do that. Do it as often as you can. Because that's what life is about. Creating as many passionate, happy moments as possible. Don't let anyone stop you from doing the things you love - not even yourself.
Top five most curious signs: Sagittarius, Gemini, #Scorpio, Pisces, Aries
I'm a little tired of being the better person... Some day I'd like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, and funny. It's a public service really.
You're not alone tonight. Put it down. The worries, stress, anxiety, whatever it is. You are loved by God.
I want someone to look at me and think, "She's my happy ending."
I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I am actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they, in turn, were my life lessons.
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