Sunday, March 13, 2016

March 13, 2016

It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side. My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing.

The "I notice everything, I just act like I don't" squad: Pieces, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo, Cancer, Libra

I fucking love straight forwards people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.

Stick with a man that knows the importance of opening the door for you.

We all have that one ex that changed us.

People will always notice the change in your attitude towards them, but they will never notice their behavior that made you change in the first place.

She's single because her ex never valued communication and her feeling were neglected. No trust because she was lied to and disrespected. Getting jealous became a habit because another female was receiving his attention, time, effort, and care. She is not single because something is wrong with her. She's single because she loved and cared too much for someone who didn't love her.

March 12, 2016

You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.

The "can't stand to be around fake people" squad: Aquarius, Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, #Scorpio

Love 'em or hate 'em; They don't care... #Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius, Virgo, Leo, Taurus

I've learnt that a woman with a broken past needs to be treated with patience. She needs time to breathe, to heal, to rediscover herself. A mistreated woman will reject love countless times before she gives in, because she's lost sense of what it's like to be treated right. But the beautiful thing about broken women is the wisdom the past has given them and the capacity of love they have to offer. It's endless.

She was brave and strong and broken all at once. - Anna Funder

"Swearing is unattractive."
I'm not attractive anyway, so fuck off.

Never settle for second-best. Either they will wake up to the fact that you are worth more... or you will. - Charles J. Orlando

Don't let the actions of your ex rob you of a good night rest. They don't deserve to be the reason you're up. Don't give them the opportunity to keep tossing and turning at night while they sleep like a newborn. Get your beauty rest for the one God's preparing. Your breakthrough is coming. It's on its way.

Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone who lies to you.

Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I'm fucking pissed off at you but that doesn't mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you, then probably not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there's good and bad days. And I'm willing to get through it with you on all days.

#Scorpio is attracted to those who inspire Scorpio's creativity.

We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong person. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us find the right person. Go for someone who isn't only proud to have you, but will also take every risk just to be with you! Never ever settle. Just be patient and don't rush things, anything worth is worth waiting for.

You deserve someone who loves you with every single beat of his heart. Someone who can help you reach your dreams and who can protect you from your fears. You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws. You should be with someone who can make you happy, really happy, dancing-on-air happy. Someone who should have taken the chance to be with you years ago instead of becoming scared and being too afraid to try. - Cecelia Ahern

March 11, 2016

Someday someone might come into your life and love you the way you've always wanted.

I don't want anything from you, but you. You can't see that because everyone you've ever wanted, wanted something from you.

Someone who is worthy of your love will never put you in a situation where you feel you must sacrifice your dignity, you integrity, or your self-worth to be with them.

The "can't stand to be rushed" squad: Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius

Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it's me, then you fucked up.

March 10, 2016

Do not fear death but rather the unlived life. You don't have to live forever. You just have to live. - Tuck Everlasting.

Do you remember when we were younger, mama used to tell us when things got all mixed up all you had to do what tell the man in the moon? Yeah, you just have to keep on talking until you were sure you told him everything. So that he had all the pieces, just like a puzzle. And then he'd work out the puzzle for you while you were asleep. - Man on the Moon

Don't hurt anyone. It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love, and it can take years to heal.

When a woman tells you her problems, it doesn't mean she's complaining, it means she trusts you.

Souls recognize each other not by the way they look, but by the way they feel.

She was fierce, she was strong, she wasn't simple. She was crazy and sometimes she barely slept. She always had something to say. She had flaws and that was okay. And when she was down, she got right back up. She was a beast in her own way, but one idea described her best. She was unstoppable and she took anything she wants with a smile. - R. M. Drake

Stress can make them aggressive... Scorpio, Aries, Leo, Cancer

Sometimes God takes you on a journey you didn't know you needed to bring you everything you ever wanted. Trust the plan.






March 9, 2016

Scorpio Woman (October 23-November 21)
The Scorpio is the most challenging of the signs. She is highly emotional, jealous, and passionate. Her demands are great both mentally and physically. Her sexual appetite is often overwhelming, and her dark sense of humor and sharpened tongue can be misunderstood. She is an intense woman. But if captured, will rock your world.

Never let a Scorpio get away. They'll be the best you ever have.

I don't need another temporary person. I want someone who, even when I am an unlovable mess, will look at me with love in their eyes and stay.


March 8, 2016

She never looked nice. She looks like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

The "I'm too lost in my thoughts to talk right now" squad...
* Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces fear being under-appreciated in a relationship.

Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn, and Taurus will motivate and inspire you to strive for bigger and bigger goals and achievements.


March 7, 2016

My philosophy on LiFE : never get married ; play the FiELD as long as you can [=

Never FAKE : Scorpio, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus

Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio know when to shut up and listen.

I want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they thing earth was made.

Loyalty is hard to find. Trust is easy to lose. Actions speak louder than words.

Being told you're appreciated is one of the simplest and most uplifting things you can hear.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

March 6, 2016

The "totally adorable but also basically Satan" squad...
* Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini

The "they go 0-100 real quick" squad...
* Sagittarius, Leo, Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, Aries

I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me because I've spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was fucking leave.

The "sarcastically insults you out of love" squad...
* Virgo, Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini, Taurus, Capricorn

"I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they, in turn, were my life lessons." ~ Drew Barrymore

I say what I want because none of you bitches are going to punch me in my mouth to shut me up.

Are you sure you're ready to drink with me? I can assure you, I get quite fucked up.

"Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge." - Don Henley

Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter so when someone near me says something really stupid or rude, I'll just reach into my pocket, with a dead expression, and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of common sense.


March 3, 2016

* Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

* Dancing, singing, and sex are all proven ways to fight depression.

* Don't forget... alcohol always helps remove stress... and bras... and panties.

* I've only met about 3-4 people who genuinely understand me. Everyone less just assumes I'm angry, sarcastic, or a cunt.

* I'm flawed like a motherfucker, but my heart is pure, and the love I give is real.

* In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will test you. Some will use you. Some will love you and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why it's worth it.

* A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talk about each other.

I'M DONE ADULTING. LET'S BE MERMAIDS.

* You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

#Scorpio has a way of getting you to attempt what you thought was impossible.

~Scorpio, ~Virgo, and ~Cancer look for friends that are honest and emotionally available.

* He seemed like a nice guy at first. Then out of nowhere he sent me a penis pic.

* I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.


March 2, 2016

* The right man will love all the things about you that the wrong man was intimidated by.

* Don't rave to party, to drink, or to get fucked up. Rave to dance, rave because you love the music, rave because it makes you happy.


March 1, 2016

NETFLIX binge session IN PROGRESS:
KEEP OUT
Not interested unless it involves TACOS
Seriously, only tacos.

February 29, 2016

~Pisces, ~Scorpio, ~Libra, ~Cancer, and ~Leo are trustworthy and loyal til the end.

* "It's OK to feel sad, but when you do, make films, draw, make things. It'll make a world of difference." - Pete Doctor, "Inside Out" director


February 28, 2016

#Scorpio: As a Scorpio you will never spend more than 90% of your time on things you can't control.

* Menstruation, Menopause, Mental breakdowns... notice how all women's problems begin with men.

* When you have so many things to do, but decide to take a nap instead.

* I always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning, I would still be in my bed and not talking to people. 

* I have to plug my phone into the charger so much that I basically have a landline again. 

* Be with someone who is proud of you, someone you can laugh with, someone who listens to you, understands you, who treats you well and makes you a priority.

* You'll end up very disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do.

* When you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to just deal with it because your mother didn't raise a quitter.

* I'm the coolest most antisocial person ever. I'm not going out of my way to talk to you, but if we spark up a conversation you'll see how fucking awesome I am.

* Stop looking for a reason to dislike me. I'm fucking cool as shit. 


February 27, 2016

~Cancer, ~Scorpio, ~Taurus, ~Virgo, ~Pisces:
* They will never forget what you said or how you made them feel.

* I'm not the same Soul I once was. A lot has changed. A lot had to change. So you shouldn't expect out of me what I embodied in the past. For that part of me no longer exists.

* My life may not always be together but at least I know that difference between your and you're.

Zodiac Signs Most Likely to Fuck You Up If They Have To:
* Aries
* Taurus
* Leo
* Virgo
* Scorpio
* Sagittarius
* Aquarius

~ Scorpio: They have deep emotions that can be frightening.

* If you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you that I'm better at it.

* Never stop doing little things for others. Sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts.


February 26, 2016

* I like old school things. Picnics, phone calls, flowers, letters, dates, late night drives for nothing. Things people call "corny" nowadays.

~ Scorpios, ~Pisces, ~Cancer: instinctively know who they can trust.

Fixed signs: Scorpio, Aquarius ~ Leo, Taurus
* Strong-willed
* Stable
* Determined
* Reliable
* Stubborn
* Opinionated
* Resourceful
* Perseverant

* I don't engage in acts of kindness to be rewarded later, I engage in acts of kindness because it makes me feel good to give.