Fact: A woman's breasts are never the exact same size.
Another Fact: Once your face is buried in them, who fucking cares.
The best revenge you could do the person who broke your heart, is to let them see that you are HAPPY without them.
Friday, February 26, 2016
February 24, 2016
You were created to make somebody else's life better.
Somebody needs what you have - your smile, love, and encouragement.
February 23, 2016
We are the rememberers, the people left behind,
to keep the one who's gone from us alive in heart and mind;
the people left to cherish and preserve a legacy.
Yes, we are the rememberers...
and we will always be.
February 22, 2016
* I want someone to look at me and say, "Damn that's mine" and just be so proud to have me.
* Why do girls have to be the ones who ask to take a picture together. I would love if a guy was like, "Let's take a picture" and posted that shit.
* Why are terms like 'Fleek', 'Thot', 'Turnt', and 'Bae' well understood but you all still don't know how and when to use ' you're', 'your', 'their', and 'there' in a complete sentence?
The Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
* Intuitive * Sensitive * Passionate
* Caring * Addictive Personality
*Empathetic * Imaginative * Private
*Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.
* Never forget the people who take time out of their day to check up on you.
* I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
* Magic exists. It's called love.
* Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
* Why do girls have to be the ones who ask to take a picture together. I would love if a guy was like, "Let's take a picture" and posted that shit.
* Why are terms like 'Fleek', 'Thot', 'Turnt', and 'Bae' well understood but you all still don't know how and when to use ' you're', 'your', 'their', and 'there' in a complete sentence?
The Water Signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
* Intuitive * Sensitive * Passionate
* Caring * Addictive Personality
*Empathetic * Imaginative * Private
*Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.
* Never forget the people who take time out of their day to check up on you.
* I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
* Magic exists. It's called love.
* Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
February 21, 2016
I know there are females badder than me and that's okay.
But this heart I got, this love I give, this loyalty I live by...
This shit is real and real ain't easy to find nowadays.
Scorpio has energy about them that cannot be denied.
I like weird people...
the black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the eccentrics,
the loners, the lost and forgotten.
More often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls.
My happy place is at home, in my bitch cave. I can wear my comfy pajamas, consume alcohol, and have no interaction with shitty, rude, mannerless assholes.
Sometimes I grab my boobs. Because, well, I can.
One day, you'll be just a memory for some people.
Do your best to be a good one.
But this heart I got, this love I give, this loyalty I live by...
This shit is real and real ain't easy to find nowadays.
Scorpio has energy about them that cannot be denied.
I like weird people...
the black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the eccentrics,
the loners, the lost and forgotten.
More often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls.
My happy place is at home, in my bitch cave. I can wear my comfy pajamas, consume alcohol, and have no interaction with shitty, rude, mannerless assholes.
Sometimes I grab my boobs. Because, well, I can.
One day, you'll be just a memory for some people.
Do your best to be a good one.
February 20, 2016
Two things I know for certain in my life:
1. I have big boobs.
2. My taste in music is wonderful.
Scorpios are determined and forceful.
Call me old fashioned, but I think leaving a five minute drunk voicemail at 3am is romantic as fuck.
1. I have big boobs.
2. My taste in music is wonderful.
Scorpios are determined and forceful.
Call me old fashioned, but I think leaving a five minute drunk voicemail at 3am is romantic as fuck.
February 19, 2016
FIXED Signs: Scorpio & Aquaruis ~ Leo & Taurus
They are able to persevere through just about anything.
They tend to be very stable, self-reliant, and dependable.
They can be very stubborn and unwilling to back down from an argument.
They know that often slow and steady wins the race.
Just because someone is strong enough to handle pain, doesn't mean they deserve it.
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice & everything nice.
Some girls are made of adventure, fine beer, brains and no fear.
The best kind of friendships are fierce lady friendships where you aggressively believe in each other, defend each others, and think the other deserves the world.
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward.
When life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means it's going to launch you into something great.
So just focus, and keep aiming.
February 18, 2016
Let's be clear...
that "fat bitch, big girl" shit don't mean anything to me.
Bitch, I know I ain't small, & I ain't trying to be.
I eat good everyday, and sleep good every night.
Ain't shit insecure about me.
Bitch I love me!
February 17, 2016
Why don't they put prizes in your tampon box?
Like your period sucks, here's 50 % off Ben &Jerry's, you cranky bitch.
When I'm quiet:
1. Tired.
2. Don't have anything to talk about.
3. Over thinking.
4. Upset.
5. Falling apart.
6. All of the above
Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.
"Why can't we be friends?"
Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket
and I don't have time for a mess like you.
February 16, 2016
I look up in the sky and talk to you. What I wouldn't give to hear you talk back.
If a Scorpio is in love with you,
they'll maybe ignore or avoid you
in hopes you make the first move.
The bond between Scorpio and Pisces is very special, and is hard to break. Since this is a combination of two very powerful, but sensitive energies this match can produce a strong amount of passion and love. Pisces will understand the Scorpios complex personality, and will intuitively know how to emotionally connect with them. Pisces are known to be floating on a cloud in their own little world, and the Scorpio will know exactly how to have them grounded. This match is one of the best in the book, these two signs are very compatible.
The WATER signs: Cancer - Scorpio - Pisces
They're in tune with their emotions and are able to read the emotions of others too.
They're artistically talented and possess wild imaginations.
They have a strong sense of empathy and like to see others happy.
They often allow their emotions to guide them but it can sometimes get them into trouble.
February 15, 2016
Too often we underestimate the power of a a kind word,
a helping hand, a listening ear, a shoulder to cry on, an honest compliment,
or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around in more ways than you know.
If you want to be happy, you have to happy on purpose.
When you wake up, you can't just wait to see what kind of day you'll have.
You have to decide what kind of day you'll have.
I want a best friend I can sleep with, It's exciting when you find parts
make love to, of yourself in someone else.
travel with, - Annaka Silvia
shop with,
dream with,
and live with.
I want a life partner, Sometimes the strongest among us are the ones
someone that I can laugh with who smile through silent pain,
and build with. cry behind closed doors,
Somebody that I can trust with my heart, and fight battles nobody knows about.
my money,
and my life.
Somebody I'm not afraid to lose
because I know they'll always be there.
A relationship with love and loyalty,
I'll take that.
February 13, 2016
* My Prince Charming is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused.
February 11, 2016
* I'm a girl who doesn't expect expensive things in a relationship. I'm fine with going out in a field, laying down on a blanket, and looking up at the stars.
* Whatever you give a woman she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her your love, and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be prepared to receive a ton of shit!
* If life can remove someone you never dreamed of losing, it can replace them with someone you never dreamt of having.
* Even though there are days I wish I could change some things that happened in the past, there's a reason the rear view mirror is so small and the windshield is so big; where you're headed is much more important than what you've left behind.
* Whatever you give a woman she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her your love, and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be prepared to receive a ton of shit!
* If life can remove someone you never dreamed of losing, it can replace them with someone you never dreamt of having.
* Even though there are days I wish I could change some things that happened in the past, there's a reason the rear view mirror is so small and the windshield is so big; where you're headed is much more important than what you've left behind.
February 10, 2016
* Who the fuck invented the blow job? Like who wakes up one day and thinks, "Today, I will suck a dick."
* You can't just do that. You can't just walk into someone's life, make them care, and then just check out.
* A Scorpio will show you a kind of love deeper than anything you ever thought existed and you'll never want to leave.
* A Scorpio's heart is big and deep and nobody can love you better. Break it and you will have an enemy for life.
* If you think you're having a bad day, just remember there are people that have their ex's name tattooed on their body.
February 9, 2016
* Look for something POSITIVE in each day even if some days, you have to look a little harder.
* It takes a huge effort to free yourself from memory. - Paulo Coelho
* It takes a huge effort to free yourself from memory. - Paulo Coelho
February 8, 2016
If you're gonna " cry wolf " be real about it.
When you start shitting on the rescuer,
you're shit out of luck next time.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
February 7, 2016
* Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be.
* It hurts like hell when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.
* It hurts like hell when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.
February 6, 2016
* Please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
* When you start seeing your worth, you'll find it harder to stay around people who don't.
* I think recovery from anything is honestly the most badass thing a person can do.
* The best relationship is when, you two can act like lovers and best friends. When you have more playful moments than serious ones. When you can joke around, have unexpected hugs and random kisses. When you two give each other that specific stare and just smile. When you'll stay up all night just to settle your arguments and problems. When you can completely act yourself and they still love you for who you are.
* When you start seeing your worth, you'll find it harder to stay around people who don't.
* I think recovery from anything is honestly the most badass thing a person can do.
* The best relationship is when, you two can act like lovers and best friends. When you have more playful moments than serious ones. When you can joke around, have unexpected hugs and random kisses. When you two give each other that specific stare and just smile. When you'll stay up all night just to settle your arguments and problems. When you can completely act yourself and they still love you for who you are.
February 4, 2016
* Some days... you have to just put on the hat to remind them who they are dealing with.
* People ask me, "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and creative." My reply is, "I'm overqualified."
* People ask me, "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and creative." My reply is, "I'm overqualified."
February 3, 2016
* Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning.
" You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." - Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit
* The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.
* Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake... it means someone taught you how to be polite.
* You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms. <3
* I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food. I have curves. I have more fat than I should. I have scars because I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I love my PJ's and I go without make up and sometime don't get my hair done. I'm random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with my Heart! I make no apologies for the way I am.
* SC0RPi0S: Scorpios have enough insults to make a very perfectly happy person just cry like a baby.
* SC0RPi0S: Scorpio has the most cruel tongue of the Zodiac. If they don't like you, their words will leave you crying for momma.
* A Scorpio has a nasty habit of finding out things they don't even want to know.
* A Scorpio is the most intense sign that's always aware of other people bullshit and will see just how long you're going to lie for.
* You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge. Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone - profusely. But don't apologize for being who you are.
* Look at "hate" spelled backwards. It spells "e-tah." For example, if you hate me, you can e-tah dick.
* The loss of your father no matter how old you are changes your life forever. Your dad is your protector who keeps you safe and secure. You never really get over the loss, you learn to live with the loss and he is never far from your thoughts.
" You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." - Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit
* The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.
* Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake... it means someone taught you how to be polite.
* You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms. <3
* I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but, I'm me. I eat food. I have curves. I have more fat than I should. I have scars because I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I love my PJ's and I go without make up and sometime don't get my hair done. I'm random and crazy. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with my Heart! I make no apologies for the way I am.
* SC0RPi0S: Scorpios have enough insults to make a very perfectly happy person just cry like a baby.
* SC0RPi0S: Scorpio has the most cruel tongue of the Zodiac. If they don't like you, their words will leave you crying for momma.
* A Scorpio has a nasty habit of finding out things they don't even want to know.
* A Scorpio is the most intense sign that's always aware of other people bullshit and will see just how long you're going to lie for.
* You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge. Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone - profusely. But don't apologize for being who you are.
* Look at "hate" spelled backwards. It spells "e-tah." For example, if you hate me, you can e-tah dick.
* The loss of your father no matter how old you are changes your life forever. Your dad is your protector who keeps you safe and secure. You never really get over the loss, you learn to live with the loss and he is never far from your thoughts.
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
January 31, 2016
Doo Wop (That Thing)
Yo, remember back on the boogie when cats used to harmonize like
Yo, my men and my women
Don't forget about the dean, sirat al-mustaqim
Yo, it's about a thing
If ya feel real good wave your hands in the air
And lick two shots in the atmosphere!
Yo, my men and my women
Don't forget about the dean, sirat al-mustaqim
Yo, it's about a thing
If ya feel real good wave your hands in the air
And lick two shots in the atmosphere!
It's been three weeks since you were looking for your friend
The one you let hit it and never called you again
'Member when he told you he was 'bout the Benjamins?
You act like you ain't hear him, then give him a little trim
To begin, how you think you're really gon' pretend
Like you wasn't down and you called him again?
Plus, when you give it up so easy you ain't even foolin' him
If you did it then, then you'd probably fuck again
Talking out your neck, sayin' you're a Christian
A Muslim, sleeping with the gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who you gon' tell when the repercussions spin?
Showing off your ass cause you're thinkin' it's a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
You know I only say it cause I'm truly genuine
Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Baby girl, respect is just a minimum
Niggas fucked up and you still defending 'em
Now, Lauryn is only human
Don't think I haven't been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly, Penn
It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in
Look at where you be in, hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails done by Koreans
Come again, come again, come again, my friend come again
The one you let hit it and never called you again
'Member when he told you he was 'bout the Benjamins?
You act like you ain't hear him, then give him a little trim
To begin, how you think you're really gon' pretend
Like you wasn't down and you called him again?
Plus, when you give it up so easy you ain't even foolin' him
If you did it then, then you'd probably fuck again
Talking out your neck, sayin' you're a Christian
A Muslim, sleeping with the gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who you gon' tell when the repercussions spin?
Showing off your ass cause you're thinkin' it's a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
You know I only say it cause I'm truly genuine
Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem
Baby girl, respect is just a minimum
Niggas fucked up and you still defending 'em
Now, Lauryn is only human
Don't think I haven't been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly, Penn
It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in
Look at where you be in, hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails done by Koreans
Come again, come again, come again, my friend come again
Guys you know you'd better watch out
Some girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing, that thing, that thing
Some girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing, that thing, that thing
The second verse is dedicated to the men
More concerned with his rims and his Timbs than his women
Him and his men, come in the club like hooligans
Don't care who they offend, poppin' yang (Like you got yen!)
Let's stop pretend, the ones that pack pistols by they waist men
Cristal by the case men, still in they mother's basement
The pretty face men claiming that they be the big men
Need to take care of they three or four kids
And they face a court case when the child support late
Money taking and heart breaking, now you wonder why women hate men
The sleepy, silent men
The punk, domestic violence men
Quick to shoot the semen, stop acting like boys and be men
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
Come again, come again, come again, come again
More concerned with his rims and his Timbs than his women
Him and his men, come in the club like hooligans
Don't care who they offend, poppin' yang (Like you got yen!)
Let's stop pretend, the ones that pack pistols by they waist men
Cristal by the case men, still in they mother's basement
The pretty face men claiming that they be the big men
Need to take care of they three or four kids
And they face a court case when the child support late
Money taking and heart breaking, now you wonder why women hate men
The sleepy, silent men
The punk, domestic violence men
Quick to shoot the semen, stop acting like boys and be men
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
How you gonna win, when you ain't right within?
Come again, come again, come again, come again
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Watch out, watch out
Look out, look out
Girls you know you'd better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing, that thing, that thing
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing, that thing, that thing
Guys you know you'd better watch out
Some girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
That thing, that thing, that thing
Girls you know you'd better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing
Songwriters: LAURYN HILL
February 1, 2016
* Stop looking for a reason to dislike me. I'm fucking cool as shit.
* Sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
* When life depresses me I look down and think... at least I have great boobs!
* Sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
* When life depresses me I look down and think... at least I have great boobs!
February 2, 2016
* Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived yet. Live in the present and make it BEAUTiFUL :)
* I may say "fuck" a lot, but I have manners; I never use people; I don't lie or steal; I'll be the first one to stand up and let an elderly person have my seat; and I'll go out of my way to be good to those who are good to me. So, if swearing makes me a bad person by your standards, so fucking be it!
* I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me, because I've spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was fucking leave.
* A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are.
* You are never too busy to take time out of your day for those you matter most.
* Don't lose faith. Sometimes what looks like a disappointment is simply meant to get you in position for greatness.
* There's a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. Remember that.
* I may say "fuck" a lot, but I have manners; I never use people; I don't lie or steal; I'll be the first one to stand up and let an elderly person have my seat; and I'll go out of my way to be good to those who are good to me. So, if swearing makes me a bad person by your standards, so fucking be it!
* I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me, because I've spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was fucking leave.
* A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are.
* You are never too busy to take time out of your day for those you matter most.
* Don't lose faith. Sometimes what looks like a disappointment is simply meant to get you in position for greatness.
* There's a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. Remember that.
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