Sunday, February 21, 2016

February 17, 2016

Why don't they put prizes in your tampon box? 
Like your period sucks, here's 50 % off Ben &Jerry's, you cranky bitch.

When I'm quiet:
1. Tired.
2. Don't have anything to talk about.
3. Over thinking.
4. Upset.
5. Falling apart.
6. All of the above

Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

"Why can't we be friends?" 
Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket
and I don't have time for a mess like you.


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