* Menstruation, Menopause, Mental breakdowns... notice how all women's problems begin with men.
* When you have so many things to do, but decide to take a nap instead.
* I always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning, I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.
* I have to plug my phone into the charger so much that I basically have a landline again.
* Be with someone who is proud of you, someone you can laugh with, someone who listens to you, understands you, who treats you well and makes you a priority.
* You'll end up very disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do.
* When you accidentally pour too much alcohol into your mixed drink and you have to just deal with it because your mother didn't raise a quitter.
* I'm the coolest most antisocial person ever. I'm not going out of my way to talk to you, but if we spark up a conversation you'll see how fucking awesome I am.
* Stop looking for a reason to dislike me. I'm fucking cool as shit.
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