Sunday, March 6, 2016

March 3, 2016

* Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

* Dancing, singing, and sex are all proven ways to fight depression.

* Don't forget... alcohol always helps remove stress... and bras... and panties.

* I've only met about 3-4 people who genuinely understand me. Everyone less just assumes I'm angry, sarcastic, or a cunt.

* I'm flawed like a motherfucker, but my heart is pure, and the love I give is real.

* In life, you will realize there is a role for everyone you meet. Some will test you. Some will use you. Some will love you and some will teach you. But the ones who are truly important are the ones who bring out the best in you. They are the rare and amazing people who remind you why it's worth it.

* A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talk about each other.

I'M DONE ADULTING. LET'S BE MERMAIDS.

* You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

#Scorpio has a way of getting you to attempt what you thought was impossible.

~Scorpio, ~Virgo, and ~Cancer look for friends that are honest and emotionally available.

* He seemed like a nice guy at first. Then out of nowhere he sent me a penis pic.

* I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.


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