The "totally adorable but also basically Satan" squad...
* Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini
The "they go 0-100 real quick" squad...
* Sagittarius, Leo, Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, Aries
I deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me because I've spent my entire life making other people happy when all they did was fucking leave.
The "sarcastically insults you out of love" squad...
* Virgo, Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini, Taurus, Capricorn
"I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they, in turn, were my life lessons." ~ Drew Barrymore
I say what I want because none of you bitches are going to punch me in my mouth to shut me up.
Are you sure you're ready to drink with me? I can assure you, I get quite fucked up.
"Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge." - Don Henley
Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter so when someone near me says something really stupid or rude, I'll just reach into my pocket, with a dead expression, and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of common sense.
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